I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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