I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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