Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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