They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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