Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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