Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Me too!
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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