just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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