But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
