okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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