I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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