if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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