I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
