youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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