marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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