another moral hangover. fuck.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
im holly from the hills drunk
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
