she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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