Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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