I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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