Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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