i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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