so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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