fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
this boner is exhausting
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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