Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
