I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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