I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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