it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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