her vagine was all disorganized.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So much rum. So many feels.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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