Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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