It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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