She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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