Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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