Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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