Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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