Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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