it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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