I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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