at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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