My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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