How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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