bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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