Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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