When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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