honey bunches of taint.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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