1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It's blow job season.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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