Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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