You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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