I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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