Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
whose ass print is on the piano?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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