You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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