She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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