she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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