Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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