3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
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You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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