He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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