Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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