i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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