dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.