I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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